angels hard as they come [1971]
how hard? haaaard!!! actually, watching this flick in full is the hardest part cuz tho this movie has all the requisite scuzzy biker dudes who are all in need of a lot of soap & water, with a base level of depravity & sadistic violence we come to expect from the biker genre, & even tho it was produced & co-penned by future oscar winner jonathan demme, this movie kinda lagged.
demme's co-writer, joe viola, directed this entry in the knights errant of postwar dudes riding rough on their hogs thru highways & byways of mid-20th C america. scott glenn is long john, the taciturn, but somewhat honorable leader of the Angels MC. after a drug deal goes south long john & a few angels meet the Dragons MC, led by the histrionic psycho the general, played by charles dierkop. come to the ghost town of Lost Cause, sayeth the Dragons, where the Angels & the Dragons can eat drink & be rowdy.
but lo! Lost Cause is already a hippie commune led by peacenik henry, played by gary busey. the hippies are trapped by the Dragons who confiscated their hippie van & are forced to feed & shelter this bad band of bikers. enter a hippie goddess, astrid, played by gilda texter, who is a sensitive artist & watch long john fall in crazy in love.
does bad shit happen? do bikers love their WD40? soon the two MCs are at each other's throats with the hippies caught in the middle. still, viola keeps the pace quick with bloody sadism. apart from glenn who nearly whispers his half a dozen lines the dialogue is shouted rather than spoken. the general is one crazy asshole but he's an imaginative one. & when the two leaders go mano a mano it is a treat to see.
i liked glenn's part. his earthy good looks & his deep voice kept this movie from total boredom. gilda was never given any depth of character but she was a lovely flowerchild & tho the chemistry between long john & gilda coulda used a catalyst of any kind i was invested in their budding romance. call me a romantic! for this biker flick is not the worst of the lot. & the image of the outlaw biker does carry still a gravitas in our culture. because, secretly, we are all rebels, right. & when we are asked what we are rebelling against, remember johnny's answer to that question, played by marlon brando, in the wild one [1953], 'what you got?'
