don't give a shit about football but did watch the rolling stones strut during the halftime show at the superbowl. i heard many complain that the stones are geriatric, too old, for rock and roll. hell, old mick might be at the age to collect social security checks, but he can move. and i read last weekend in the paper lee renaldo of sonic youth just turned 50. perhaps they should change their name to sonic middle-age. who gives a fuck. sonic youth is still making badass music. and my brother told me nasa has dibs on keith richards' body when he croaks. the eggheads at the space agency want to study his liver, see what indestrucble material it is made of. so they then can smear the substance on their space vehicles for a flawless reentry.

i dare anyone moving up in age, who isn't getting old?, to confess that they're too old to rock, rap, or, you get my meaning, yo.

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