lines for an album cover [misdemeanor by ufo, 1986]

first thing a girl in a cowgirl dress holding a revolver with both hands above her right ear

second thing the girl's tattoo on her left forearm of a bosomy cowgirl

so much cheesecake one might get a toothache

but a confession i don't know the band and heard only one song by them and i thought that song really really sucked

i have become an expert at being such a nincompoop these days with all worry and trouble

i wasn't born when JFK was killed i wasn't even a dirty thought in my parents' minds

inherit the wind or go fuck yourself?  if you can teach an ape to write uh oh that might start the revolution

john lennon warned of the naughty girl who let her knickers show

 would it be a lack of taste to say that out loud

the girl holding the gun has this oh so naughty expression i wonder what she was thinking when she showed up on the day of the photo shoot

a thousand times i've seen the zapruder film and i have read the conspiracies

but one lone gunman can change the world

the girl in the photo occupies the same world i do

she has that tough is tender vibe

my heart broke on the day JFK died