Wednesday, May 12, 2021

 i'm in the mood to buy a squirrel thong.  anyone know where i can get one?

4 Comments:

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Tom Beckett said...

Funny you should ask. Have I got a deal for you!

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a department store called Alvin's
where you can get a squirrel thong.

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger richard lopez said...

tell me more!

would that be the store called ALVIN!!!!!

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger Tom Beckett said...

I say go DYI. Start with road kill.

And remember:

Head in the front,
tail in the back.

Once you strap
on a squirrel,
never look back.

 

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