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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

i'm in the mood to buy a squirrel thong. anyone know where i can get one?

At 1:48 PM, Tom Beckett said...: Funny you should ask. Have I got a deal for you!
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous said...: There's a department store called Alvin's
where you can get a squirrel thong.
At 9:10 PM, richard lopez said...: tell me more!

would that be the store called ALVIN!!!!!
At 5:30 AM, Tom Beckett said...: I say go DYI. Start with road kill.

And remember:

Head in the front,
tail in the back.

Once you strap
on a squirrel,
never look back.