the old dude

oh!  what to make of standing in line at the grocery store waiting yr turn watching the guy ahead of you put his items on the counter all booze so as you are sizing him up grey hair bit of a paunch saggy face you think man that is one old dude the clerk asks him his birthdate because of CA law & when he states his date it hits you like an anvil dropped on the head of wile e. coyote that you are one year older than this old dude!