passive-aggressive sonnet

no really i only meant it to be funny
i love you but please go
no don't honestly i was humbled
by the experience
how like yr lines enjamb
i was thinking of peanut butter
and jam on toast
that is my favorite
i love you see this much
really truly i mean it
was simply a joke
how we can be like this together
but please go but don't
if you do i'll shoot myself in the head