Monday, July 26, 2010

the reveal

he stood before the camera
after winning 200 thousand g's
acting all crazy like and shit
on that reality show
and said in a clear clipped tone

thank you for the opportunity
for competing in this crazy stunt
i've endured stupidity
crass greed and naked ambition
i've had to eat frog eggs
sleep in the mud of that fake camping expedition
act like i hated everyone on the set
cried like a spoiled brat
behaved like a goon
and drank myself into several stupors

it was all worth it

cuz now i can pay off my mortgage beeyotches!


At 1:27 AM, Blogger William Keckler said...

I would agree with him.

A mortgage is a terrible thing to waste.


You aren't blogging.

Must be les vacances.

I watch too much ID tv.

And every other killer is in Sacramento.

I'm not kidding.

There are probably more killers on those t.v. shows in Sacramento than in the states of Florida and the rest of California put together.

What are they putting in the water?


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