3 signs seen on sunday

1) dude on the corner w/ a cardboard sign asking for money
one side reads PLEASE HELP           FORMER CHIPENDALES DANCER
other side reads PLEASE HELP           I NEED A HOOKER

2) elderly couple exits lyons 24 hr restaurant and coffee shop
and slowly shuffle toward the chaufer
who holds the door of a stretch hummer limo open

3) suddenly the blast and wail of a police car