goofy foot

would it be a poem that swifts on its left feet to stand before or beside the fucked up day or week or month or year as if one could countenance the *issues* as they are called and if you lead with your left would that make you ambidextrous in the effort for you recall the first time on a skateboard a logan earthski and when tried to lead with your right you titled off balance and discovered your weakest side confounds then leads your stronger ability to push off down the street hewn to the asphalt gravel and dirt of the 'burbs