the vacation week

learned to do nothing
but stand on my head

learned to watch many movies
standing on my head

learned that 60 seconds moves as fast as a minute
standing on my head

learned that my dogs, Hugo and Sophie, still bark a loud bowwow
as I stand on my head

learned the Olympics '04 was as boring as Olympics '00
standing on my head

learned from my cats, Ernie and Berta, to stop every now and then and eat the flowers
standing on my head

learned that Social D fucking rocks still
standing on my head

learned to stop
standing on my freaking head