thread count

after the self
google gave
him the giggles
he invited her
to sit on his lap
no no not for
any sort of
lo jinks
but to take
a new pair
of trousers
purchased at
the local eddie
bauer for a test run
oh you've got
to be shitting me
she said
that is like starting
to count
the hairs on your head
first you begin
with one
she said
balling her fists
and then it goes on
and on