from the dept. of NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING
this lady claims that her toaster is possessed by satan. how does she know that. the toaster told her. what does the voice of satan sound like? eli wallach, of course. asked why she doesn't get rid of the toaster she replies, 'when all is said and done, it makes great toast.'
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Crust Almighty!
holy guacamole! i think this clip is from the TODAY SHOW circa 1984. i'm sure that toaster is long since toast. but methinks perhaps that it is sitting somewhere, perhaps in a heap of garbage at the local dump, glowing red and waiting. . .
this is great. I mean great toast balance so much of the sour side of life.
hear! hear! we all need to be a bit dusted with the flour. i prefer mine toast with slices of chedder and a side of regan from THE EXORCIST.
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