Really Bad Movies
poetry/antipoetry & exploitation movies
Thursday, October 31, 2019
today is halloween!
the world is turned upside down
but please turn off the news for an hour or two
carve a jack o'lantern
have a full bowl of candy for the trick r' treaters
watch a scary movie or two
remember rimbaud reminded us to
have faith in the poison
we know how to give ourselves to each day
& remember we are only just fragile flawed humans
i can't think of a better occasion
so enjoy the shit out of today
happy halloween boils & ghouls
stay spooky
boo
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Sunday, October 27, 2019
everyday is halloween
haunted attractions have really become a staple of the scary season. i remember when i was a wee lad halloween haunted houses were small scale affairs, or so they seemed to me. haunted houses were always too frightening for me to visit them. but i remember one sultry [yes, it is often very warm in october, & smoky (the smoke in the 1970s was from nearby rice farmers burning their fields which gave an acrid smell that for me, & i believe anyone who grew up in this region, the smell of autumn) now the smoke is often from nearby wildfires] the charity march of dimes hosted a haunted house & the local news did a story about it. i recall the camera going down a long corridor, peeking in to a bathroom where a ghoul was sitting in the bathtub, & a frankenstein's monster was shuffling at the end of the hallway. that freaked me way the fuck out. still, i love haunted houses. & with the interwebs i get to visit haunted attractions from all over the u.s. this vlogger, who calls himself the carpetbagger, visits NETHERWORLD in georgia. this haunted house is well known for its attention to detail as well as its animatronics. & jacob the carpetbagger is a wonderful host as he leaps from fright to fright. i really dig the museums dedicated to horror movie props & cryptids. i have a fantasy - let's call it a bucket list, even tho i think the very concept of the bucket list is crap - that nick & i visit haunted houses during the scary season in the united states. perhaps after he graduates college & he doesn't mind hanging out & humoring his crazy poet dad. we'll drive across our wide & varied lands sampling the best of our halloween traditions & haunted attractions. in the meantime, i must content myself to armchair travel & visit these places via writers & vloggers like the carpetbagger.
boo
Monday, October 21, 2019
everyday is halloween
the ray bradbury theater intro
i was a shitty student. but i became a passionate reader at age 16 & tried my hand at fiction. ray bradbury was my man at the time. i loved - still love - his thickly descriptive prose style & his deeply wild imagination. bradbury was a writer of dark fantasy, & a keen lover of halloween, autumnal light, the fancies of children, silver rocket ships & the red grit of martian soil. in fact, it was bradbury's the martian chronicles that turned me on to poetry. i read in wonder the brief prose poems that punctuated bradbury's stories about the red planet. later i discovered ray bradbury published poetry too. as i said, i was a terrible student, lazy, unfocused, rambling but i fell in love with literature & writing. i knew a writer didn't need to have a formal education or degree. but i didn't know any writers. i've never met another human being who loved poetry too. so when i saw this intro to the ray bradbury theater hosted by the man himself i was beside myself with excitement. i can see & hear my hero as he explores his own magician's toy shop writing studio. this TV show was the confirmation i needed to start my own life in poetry, & my beloved genre of horror. as bradbury says himself, the journey is exactly one half exhilaration & exactly one half terror.
boo
Sunday, October 20, 2019
absolute music
a short pause in the scary season
ah! who am i kidding?! the scary season is always in my heart. but now anna & i celebrated our 23rd wedding anniversary by renting a cabin in south lake tahoe. the place: camp richardson. the cabin: the buick, named after a classic car, like many cabins in the compound, rustic without telephones or TV. it was a very beautiful place with a multi-million dollar view of lake tahoe. we packed a lot of adventures in & around lake tahoe including going to the casinos on the stateline & winning a few bucks. that was a very fucking pleasant surprise. the buick was rustic without a telephone or TV but this ain't the end of civilization. i had my phone & could & did connect to the interwebs. so on friday night after anna & nick went to bed [i am a nite owl by nature] i opened a beer & picked up my phone. i clicked the youtube app. & i saw this song, 'harvest moon' by neil young, performed by my favorite cover band foxes & fossils. i don't remember seeing the band do this song before. then i looked at the date. it was uploaded on 10/16/19. it is brand new! & the band, including all the vocalists, are back together. holy fucking shit! i listened/watched & tears rolled down my cheeks. i shit you not. this song is like opening a present on christmas. the lead singer's, maggie adams, voice is always beautiful but in this version of young's classic song her voice has become a remarkable instrument of tone, timing, pitch & timber. all of the musicians are first rate. & a new song by the foxes & fossils is a cause to celebrate. i know that to each their own when it comes to tastes. i grant us all that of our varied & various beings. however, for me this cover band is one of the best in our land.
Thursday, October 17, 2019
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
everyday is halloween
3 ghosts & a wolf
'walking with a ghost' by tegan & sara
'ghosts' by ladytron
'ghost rider' by suicide
'werewolves of london' by warren zevon
wahooooo!
boo
Monday, October 14, 2019
everyday is halloween
a ghost story
my family & i were living with ben who owned a house in the rough working-class neighborhood of del paso heights. i don't know the precise details of why we were living with ben in his house. my grandmother had her house just down the street & around the block. ben & grandma were once a thing but that was in the past. my school was around the corner & there was a church right down the street.
the heights, as the neighborhood was called, was fairly rural with nearby rice & corn fields. it was not uncommon to see bi-plane crop-dusters in the air. the house we shared with ben was modest with a decent sized backyard. in the backyard was an old tool shed & two small houses. those two small houses, doll house-like, situated in the backyard like two old sentinels keeping guard of any thing that might trample thru the brambles & brush of the property.
i was fascinated by the two houses & the tool shed. each structure carried forth a mystery of being. each building was painted yellow, fading & coming off in strips.
it was the early 1970s. i remember the adults talking in hushed excited whispers about the scariest movie ever made, the exorcist. the news was full of stories of people passing out from fright in the theaters. i listened to these stories by the adults & the TV news. terrified & excited by the rush of ancient wonder. fear of demonic possession paralyzed me. & quickened my nerves in utter wonder too.
i shared a bedroom with my two brothers. me being the oldest i had my choice of bunk. i chose the top bunk of course. our bedroom was ordinary. four walls, hardwood floor, a large window that faced the backyard, & an extra bathroom. often ben would take a midnight pee run. sometimes he'd wake me with the light & sounds of the flushing toilet. most often i would sleep thru armageddon.
but sometimes i would stare out the window & look at the silhouettes of the two small houses standing stiff in the very back of the backyard. i was an imaginative boy. i'd make up stories about the houses. what were they for? i was told that my grandmother liked to keep pets in them, but haven't had pets for many years. i would think they were bivouacs for small soldiers, or snake houses like the kind i'd see at the zoo. sometimes, these houses were my own fortress of solitude as the stiff formality of our own shared lodgings would become nearly unbearable.
it was on one of those nights nearly halloween, my favorite season, that i fell asleep looking at the darkened shadows of those two houses. i awoke. there were no noises. the room was familiar & sane. i looked out the window & saw the same ordinary backyard with the two houses & the tool shed. i don't remember if there was any moonlight. & yet i could see the details of the bedroom. the light switch. the opened bathroom door. my & my brothers' toys scattered on the hardwood floor. we were playing superheroes. i was spiderman. my very favorite superhero.
suddenly & silently there was dark movement in the doorway. something walked in. that something walked in on all fours. it was about three feet tall & robust. it moved to the center of the room. i could see it. i could clearly see it. it had dark fur. it stood up on its hind legs as if stretching for a jog. it looked directly at me & held my eyes for at least minute. then it rolled forward. & backward. doing somersaults. every third or fourth rotation it stood on its back legs. it was at play. on the hardwood floor. playing by itself like it lived in that room. then it turned back to the door & walked out on all fours.
i didn't dream it. i knew i was awake. because a minute or two later ben came in for his midnight pee & left the bathroom light on.
in the morning the bathroom door was left ajar. the light was still on.
many years later i told my mother about what i saw that night. her eyes got wide. she told me that those two houses in the backyard were for two small monkeys my grandma kept as pets. a third monkey, about three feet tall & robust, was allowed free range of the house & lived in that bedroom as if it were another son. that monkey died in that room.
boo
Sunday, October 13, 2019
everyday is halloween
masters of horror intro
masters of horror was a TV horror anthology that aired for two seasons, 2005 - 2007, on the cable channel showtime. it was the brainchild of filmmaker mick garris who thought up giving his friends & fellow horror movie-makers an hour-long format for an original story. the ranks of great scaremeisters like john carpenter, tobe hooper, wes craven et al. took up garris' challenge & created some damn fine TV. you can find the series on various streaming platforms & on dvd. but for me the spookiest part of a spooky show should be its intro, & masters of horror piles it on. almost all of the well-known horror tropes are found in this little piece of film. i love its music & that very last image of a hand twitching as the psycho killer blurs into the background is brilliant.
boo
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Thursday, October 10, 2019
everyday is halloween
watching this reel of spook show trailers is an annual rite for me. so is posting it here in celebration of the scary season. spook shows were mid-20th C live acts usually done in movie theaters. the main act, performed by individuals with names like dr. satan etc etc, would perform a little magic & gags for the audience of incredulous young people who were promised, via these trailers, the fright of their lives! the spook show also included at least one grade z horror movie to supplement their act. but the piece de resistance was that moment in the show when the lights were cut & the audience were pelted with things like wet gauze as if the gauze were ectoplasm from the ghosts summoned by dr. satan & hovering over the audiences heads! alas i missed out on seeing a spook show. they were a thing of the past by the mid-70s which were my prime foundation horror movie loving years. still, we live in an age of digital production & what was lost is found again. hence, these trailers give a taste of these spook shows that promised you thrills, chills & spills.
boo
Thursday, October 03, 2019
Wednesday, October 02, 2019
everyday is halloween
get this earworm outta your head. 'soul dracula' by hot blood was released in 1976 by, according to one article i found, a german studio band. not much else is known about hot blood. i discovered this single several years ago listening to an internet halloween radio site. i have posted this video during past scary seasons & it is a goofy song. yet, the sheer audacity of its presence, the fact that someone[s] thought up the concept & recorded the song, & then later made this video for it, well, brings tears to my eyes for it screams out the wonderful, weird, creative spirit of our human being. all that & you can dance to it too.
boo
Tuesday, October 01, 2019
everyday is halloween
happy october 1st, boils & ghouls now that we are straight into the scary season i am 1 happy dude the weather softened it gets darker earlier the light is autumn gold & i am easing the seat back into fall so i'll do what i can to post something halloween related as often as i can but i've promised myself to not rush headlong into the high holiday for it shall come soon enough meaning i intend to enjoy the hell out of the scary season by not attempting to hold on to it because i cannot stop time rather i will take each day & night as they come & go & do my best to relax into it so in the spirit of the spooky season here is a favorite fall poem by hart crane
October-November
Indian-summer sun
With crimson feathers whips away the mists;
Dives through the filter of trellises
And gild the silver on the blotched arbor-seats
Now gold and purple scintillate
On trees that seem dancing
In delirium;
Then the moon
In a mad orange flare
Floods the grape-hung night.
keep it spooky, boils & ghouls
boo