new advert for geritol

now that i'm nearly grey
i pass for old

& the young shits
say, hey old man

what w/ a 4 year old
you need

a swig
of geritol to keep up

oh fuck
it's come to this

i guess
not a bad idea

& sure beats
needing a pill

for e.d.
cuz no one

not even the old
wants to get old

but i've come
all this way

my blood
not worn out

but sure could
use a dose

of iron
so fuck it

i've been sold